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Mountain Clam & Geese Prevention
Two characters from my upcoming book Blucut Rills attempting wildlife management.
Feb 26
Optimize my Grandma
Every day I’m told how to live better, sleep deeper, and eat differently.
Feb 18 • Ricky Champagne
Earbuds, Cinnamon Crimes, Tap Water Faux Pas
Innovation
Feb 10 • Ricky Champagne
Better at Wasting Time
I’m trying to get better at wasting time.
Feb 6 • Ricky Champagne

January 2026

Marriage, tracking packages, and roller hockey prospects.
Hockey My local YMCA started a roller hockey league.
Jan 27 • Ricky Champagne
Observations from the Back Row
English Muffins
Jan 15 • Ricky Champagne

December 2025

Health Advice
French Hens and Plastic Knives
Dec 30, 2025 • Ricky Champagne
Amazon — They've Got Us
I’m not saying Amazon comes to my house too often.
Dec 16, 2025 • Ricky Champagne
Vision Exam or Legalized Racket?
Either way, my pupils never stood a chance.
Dec 4, 2025 • Ricky Champagne

November 2025

Burritos, Questionable Posture, and Other Mid-Week Crises
Yoga Life
Nov 19, 2025 • Ricky Champagne
Nonsense from a well-hydrated man and his bag of carrots.
Selling like hot cakes?
Nov 4, 2025 • Ricky Champagne

October 2025

Fun with Words Volume 1:
Casually playing with words, that didn't sign up for this.
Oct 24, 2025 • Ricky Champagne
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