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Parker McCoy's avatar

"He'd lose a fight with a warm candle." Now, that's a good line. Hehe. I love the name Femur Jack, crackin' them backs. Hehe. Awesome stuff as always, Ricky.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

The kind of line that will ruin your breakfast. And I think Femur Jack is headed places. Thanks, Parker. Appreciate you reading!!

Rebekah Mallory's avatar

β€œHe’d lose a fight with a warm candle.” 🀣

You and your characters always crack me up!

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Anne tells it like it is haha.

Thank you, Rebekah! Appreciate you reading.

Rebekah Mallory's avatar

I like her. She’s sassy.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

That got me too!

Diane Roth's avatar

Another funny piece, Ricky! Made me want to put on an eye patch and prop a stuffed parrot on my shoulder!

Ricky Champagne's avatar

It’s always a good for pirate costumes! Thanks so much for reading!

Kate Trotman: comedy writer's avatar

I popped a note down today about Pirate Names before coming across this! Femur Jack πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ 🀣

Ricky Champagne's avatar

No way! We must be on the same page.

Lynn Vieira's avatar

So many funny lines in this one! What a great read to start my morning.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

So kind of you to say. Thanks, Lynn!

Summer’s always more fun with pirates.

PamWhatAm's avatar

Whimsical

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Ahoy! Thanks, Pam :)

Brok3n Engines's avatar

OK, that was fun.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Thank you! Felt like the right time to share how the high seas really operated.

Jay Logan's avatar

I love these stories. As soon as I saw the title, a smile grew on my face.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Love hearing that! Appreciate the support, Jay.