Fun with Words Volume 1:

Casually playing with words, that didn't sign up for this.

The letter K is strange. It’s the only one whose capitalization depends entirely on how big the letters are around it.

Pistachios sound like really angry achios.

The only time people use the word evoke is with emotions.
”Music evokes such passion.”
Nobody ever says, “Hang on, I’m gonna go evoke an egg.”

What came first, a pitcher or a pitcher? It’s got to be a pitcher, right?

My doctor told me I could stand to lose ten pounds.
I told him, “I stood to walk in here and didn’t lose a thing.”
He said, “Try running.”

“Put him out to pasture” sounds harsh.
But technically, you’re just moving the cow from the barn to a field.
That’s not exile, that’s a lunch with unlimited salad.

“Thank you” and “Thanks you” have very different meanings in an email.
“Thanks you,” now that will get you canceled.

What do you call a sort of middle-aged white guy? Scottish.

Until next time, may your sentences lean just enough to stay interesting.

—Ricky C.