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Bria Knudsen's avatar

We can all identify with Banshee’s daily struggles. I feel seen.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

He keeps grinding. Never give up!

Thanks for reading!

Rebekah Mallory's avatar

Yay! Blue Banshee! I so needed this today. He’s my favorite would-be slasher. I’m rooting for him.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Great to hear Blue Banshee came at the right time! There’s something about downtrodden axe murderers that just warms the heart. Thank you, Rebekah! :)

Rebekah Mallory's avatar

I just wanna hug the big doofus and say, “There, there. You’ll get your kill. Hang in there.”

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Lol…. You might be a bigger enabler than Edgar 😂

Rebekah Mallory's avatar

It’s important to chase your dreams. 🤣

Buzz Kantwrite's avatar

Two self-confessed comedy greats doing a story about guns on the same day. What are the odds the self-confessed comedy greatness stars would align like this?

Michelle Milliken's avatar

Poor guy. I hope he gets his slushie!

Ricky Champagne's avatar

It’s a tall order given the start, but I’m holding out hope too. Thanks for reading!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Old gas station guy gets me every time. Nice work, Ricky, always worth the time.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Good old Edgar keeps it positive.

Appreciate you reading!

Ninjastroni's avatar

Seems that the Blue Band-tee would have trouble hitting water if he fell out of a boat in the middle of the ocean. But, he's got perseverance, and that's just as important, if not more so, than near 'bout any other trait in the murdering game. He may never make it to mass murderer, or even double homicide for that matter, but...if...and that's a big IF...he sticks with it long enough, I'm sure the authorities will give him credit for the attempt.

Nice work, Ricky!

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Too funny! Very well said.

That’s what’s it’s all about, isn’t it? Trying. Blue Bedsheet has the right mindset. Maybe not the talent. But who cares about results?

Ninjastroni's avatar

I forgot to say that you got a good laugh out of me. I look forward to the next one.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

Great to hear! Really appreciate you reading.

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Ricky Champagne's avatar

Totally understandable. Jeff is a burden nobody saw coming and honestly demands a ton of attention. Stay safe out there. Appreciate you reading!